The only instance I feel I've even come close to constructing a bio that actually felt useful/honest/worthwhile was years ago, for my GitHub Profile, so that's what I'm going to leave here for now.

"I am not a Maintainer, a Maker, or a Fixer, even. I am a Breaker, a Disruptor, and a Complainer."

I'm David Blue and I am not a software developer. Though I do fairly regularly author and distribute various tool-adjacent configurations you may find of value, I am fundamentally not a builder, though I am relentlessly compelled to seek out spaces like GitHub where builders congregate around the context of work.

Similar limitations of mine have been allowed to prevent me from being all that great of a fixer, either, in terms of methodically discovering and remedying obstructions. The late, pseudo-monastic theme of my life in the past year has been a resolute about-face in my behavioral and emotional reaction to detail as an abstract - I have earned or been granted (perhaps both) a drastically different sentiment toward the most minute avenues of Software History: I have found solace in this theoretical binary plane we have constructed.

My highest priority right now is learning how to "leverage" my personal growth in a way which produces value for other people.

I have formally decided to shoulder the burden of thoroughly documenting the stories, peculiarities, and most technical details of using a Bluetooth keyboard with an iPhone, but I am determined to do so as collaboratively as possible. I have also been documenting various other processes specific to iPhone (read: doing free labor for the most valuable company in the history of the world) which I hope to compile throughout the rest of the year into entertaining, thoughtful, and helpful essays/guides on bilge.world.