Oh hey there, friend, come take a seat,
I'll pitch you socks and crypto neat.
A master of the linky arts,
With copy-paste and shady smarts.

From Stack Overflow to Super User,
I spread my deals like a hungry chooser.
"Buy now!" I shout, "Limited deal!"
For toothpaste that can also heal.

I answer questions none have asked,
With SEO that's vaguely masked.
“Your bug in Java? Buy this tea —
It’s herbal AND makes code bug-free!”

I upvote myself through twelve fake bots,
All living in remote mail slots.
I’ve earned one badge (then quickly banned),
But spam, you see, was always planned.

Mods hunt me down, those clever sleuths,
They’ve seen through all my “anti-tooth.”
Yet still I rise with brands anew,
As “Spamurai” or “DealzForYou.”

So if you’ve got a problem dire,
Don’t call support—just buy my flyer.
And if you dare to flag my posts...
I'll show up in your inbox, ghost.