Oh, hilarious!
Here are some of mine from AskUbuntu:
- Unfortunately, most versions get a big change that there is a hidden recovery partition somewhere.
- From my experience it shouldn't be aware that it is a pretty advanced tool.
- You always trust Amazon. (Yeah sure..)
- Ok, In the window that pops up, copy and paste the following: [Desktop Entry] Type=Application Name=Minecraft Comment=Click here to play well with AMD cards (Appearantly, I created a fix for AMD users)
- Steam games run into problems, make sure that there is one with a special character in it's name.
- You must now reboot your privacy
- A few months ago, Phoronix posted some things.
Edit: Just came accross this one.. xD
But anyway.. since your computer came preïnstalled with Windows 8, there is a link with instructions how to live